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watermelinoe:

jackthevulture:

wtfenris:

toboldlylesbian:

waitress assigned kin

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

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dmigod:

i love u steph

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kijilinn:

jessicalprice:

This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here. 

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

*slams reblog so fast*

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incorrect-lore-olympus:

Hades: All my shirts are disappearing.

Persephone, wearing a shirt three times her size: Weird.

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myrosecolouredgirl:

today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus

(Source: elizzabethdarcy, via savior-loki)

history-and-stuff-and-things:

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