Hello there, and welcome to my not-blog. It is mainly a humor blog (so unique, right?) but will occasionally have some fandom or personal posts (and when I say personal I mean nothing important). I like Doctor Who, Broadchurch, and a selection of others that fall in and out of my favorites shows (or movies, or books, or- well, you get the idea). Don't be afraid to message me (I've been told that I'm pretty nice?). And that's about it. Over and out.
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.