Hello there, and welcome to my not-blog. It is mainly a humor blog (so unique, right?) but will occasionally have some fandom or personal posts (and when I say personal I mean nothing important). I like Doctor Who, Broadchurch, and a selection of others that fall in and out of my favorites shows (or movies, or books, or- well, you get the idea). Don't be afraid to message me (I've been told that I'm pretty nice?). And that's about it. Over and out.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg
I like that there’s this one guy in Paris around 1789 who’s particularly worried about traffic - as opposed to, say, equal rights or the abolition of slavery:
‘Diminish the terrifying proliferation of carriages, limit their terrifying speed, and at a time when everyone is talking about liberty, at least allow the poor pedestrian to defend his life.’
I like your sassy tone but PRIORITIES MAN.