My Not-Blog

runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

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every white drama movie ever

kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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aaamie:

Everyone meet Delilah. 

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hentai-ass:

tattoo-queens:

skindeeptales:

Amazing scar covering tattoos

Tattoos can be for healing 

Now tell me again why Tattoos are trashy?

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interlube:

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

(Source: interlube, via quack-a-lackin)

rapbattler:

dallassalad:

seriously though if you get sunburnt, make up a cup of tea and pour it over your skin, it gets rid of the redness

ur welcome

what sam neglected to mention here was that the tea shouldnt be kettle hot

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yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

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